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Department of Justice
"Qui Pro Domina Justitia Sequitur"
⚖️ THE COURT IS NOW IN SESSION
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🔔 All rise. Welcome to the Department of Justice. Take a seat at the bar, review the case files, and test your legal instincts. Court is in session, Counsellor.
📜 Opening Statement: About the DoJ
The core mission of the Department of Justice (DoJ) is to enforce the laws of the White House. The department investigates and prosecutes potential crimes on behalf of the United States government, provides White House personnel with legal counsel, organizes trials, and certifies attorneys. The DoJ is led by the Attorney General and deputy-led by the Solicitor General, who both serve on the Presidential Cabinet and hold ex-officio positions in the Judicial Leadership. The department also comprises the District Attorneys.
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Prosecute
We bring cases on behalf of the government.
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Counsel
We advise White House personnel on the law.
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Certify
We train and certify new attorneys.
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👑 Counsel for the Department
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⚖️ LEAD COUNSEL
ICEMAN.
Attorney General |
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⚖️ DEPUTY COUNSEL
Notsyam
Solicitor General |
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✉️ Approach the Bench
Wish to make contact? Reach the Solicitor General, notsyam, or the Attorney General, ICEMAN., by joining the White House Discord Server and sending a direct message, or by sending a message to "Department of Justice" on the Site mail. We shall respond as promptly as the docket allows.
📁 The Case Files: Guides & Resources
Four exhibits on file. Click a tab to preview it, then hit the link to open. Only one shows at a time. 📄
📕 Exhibit A • DoJ Handbook
The foundational text, your complete guide to DoJ structure, roles, procedures and standards. Start here to understand how the whole department works.
📄 Open the Handbook →
📄 Exhibit B • Certified Attorneys Registry
The official register of attorneys certified to practise in real court cases. Check who's qualified to represent you.
📄 Open the Registry →
📝 Exhibit C • How to become a Certified Attorney
Your step-by-step pathway: Paralegal → pass the Bar Examination → pass the DoJ Review → Certified Attorney.
📄 Open the Guide →
⚖️ Exhibit D • Legal Evidence Guide
The field manual for capturing and submitting valid evidence, complete with good vs. bad examples and an interactive trial.
⚖️ Open the Evidence Guide →
🗣️ Objection! — Sustained or Overruled?
How it works: Counsel raises an "Objection!" You are the judge. Rule SUSTAINED (objection upheld, excluded) or OVERRULED (objection denied, allowed). Click each to reveal your ruling. 🔨
⚖️ Objection #1 • "Counsel asks the witness to guess what the defendant was probably thinking."
🗣️ SUSTAINED
The objection is upheld. This calls for speculation, a witness may testify only to what they personally saw or heard, not to what another person was thinking.
⚖️ Objection #2 • Opposing counsel objects to a full, timestamped screenshot that follows the Evidence Guide.
✅ OVERRULED
The objection is denied. This is properly gathered evidence, complete, in context, and verifiable. It is admissible. Well played, Counsellor.
⚖️ Objection #3 • "You saw them cheat, didn't you?" asked on direct examination.
🗣️ SUSTAINED
The objection is upheld. That's a leading question on direct examination, it plants the answer. Counsel must rephrase to let the witness testify in their own words.
⚖️ Objection #4 • A cropped screenshot with no timestamp is offered as the sole proof of an offence.
🗣️ SUSTAINED
The objection is upheld. The evidence lacks foundation and context, no time, no source, so it cannot be authenticated. Inadmissible.
🔨 You Be the Judge
Read each case, reach your verdict, then click to reveal the ruling. One case shows at a time. ⚖️
📜 Case #1 • A citizen files a report but attaches no evidence at all.
🔨 Verdict: Cannot proceed, yet. Reports are welcome from anyone, but without evidence the DoJ cannot act. The filer should resubmit with proper screenshots per the Evidence Guide.
📜 Case #2 • A Paralegal wants to argue a real case but hasn't sat the Bar.
🔨 Verdict: Not yet eligible. Certification is sequential: Paralegal → pass the Bar Examination → pass the DoJ Review. Only then may they argue in a real court case.
📜 Case #3 • Someone asks who has the authority to certify a judge.
🔨 Verdict: The Supreme Court. Under the Judiciary Act 2025, the Supreme Court certifies judges, while the Department of Justice certifies attorneys.
🎓 Rise Through the Ranks
Click each rank to reveal how to climb the ladder to Certified Attorney. 📈
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🤑 Paralegal
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📚 Bar Exam
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⚖️ DoJ Review
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🤑 Rank 1 • Paralegal
Join the Judicial Branch as a Paralegal. Learn courtroom procedure, support attorneys, and build your foundation. Everyone starts here.
📚 Rank 2 • Pass the Bar Examination
Sit and pass the Bar Examination. This tests your grasp of White House law and courtroom procedure. You cannot attempt the DoJ Review until this is cleared.
⚖️ Rank 3 • Pass the DoJ Review
Undergo the Department of Justice Review. The DoJ assesses your results, conduct and readiness. Pass, and you're officially certified!
🏆 Rank 4 • Certified Attorney
Congratulations, Counsellor! You're now entered on the register of Certified Attorneys and may represent clients in real court cases. Order in the court! 🔨
📚 Counsel's Dictionary
New to legal talk? Tap a term to reveal what it means in plain language. 💡
🗣️ Sustained vs. Overruled
When an objection is raised, the judge rules. Sustained means the objection is upheld (the question or evidence is improper and excluded). Overruled means the objection is denied (it's proper and allowed to stand).
📄 Prosecution
The act of bringing legal charges against someone and arguing the case against them in court. The DoJ prosecutes on behalf of the government.
⚖️ Admissible
Evidence that meets the standards to be accepted and considered by the court. Complete, in-context screenshots are admissible; cropped or edited ones usually aren't.
🤵 Testimony
A formal statement given by a witness, under oath, about what they personally saw, heard, or experienced.
👤 Counsel
Another word for a lawyer or attorney representing a party in a case. "Counsellor" is a respectful way to address one.
📋 The Docket: FAQ
Tap a matter on the docket to hear the answer. One shows at a time. 👇
💰 Does it cost anything to request an attorney or file a report?
Not a single coin! Every service the Department of Justice offers is absolutely free to all citizens and White House personnel. Justice shouldn't come with a price tag.
⏱️ How long will it take to get a response?
We move fast, but we do it right. You can typically expect a response within 24 to 48 hours. Larger cases may take a little longer, but your matter won't be left gathering dust.
👥 Can anyone report a crime?
Absolutely, anybody can! You don't need to be personally involved to do the right thing. If you've witnessed wrongdoing, the DoJ wants to hear from you.
❌ What happens if my case or report is rejected?
No hard feelings, and no dead ends! If a report falls outside our jurisdiction or needs more backing, we'll always let you know why. Found new evidence? Resubmit and we'll take another look.
🔒 Will my report be kept confidential?
Yes, your privacy is our priority. Every report is handled with the utmost discretion and seen only by the DoJ members directly working on your case.
🎓 How do I become a Certified Attorney?
Follow the ranks above: Paralegal → pass the Bar → pass the DoJ Review. See the How to become a Certified Attorney case file, or contact the AG / SG directly.
📋 Public Investigation Reports
📁 There are currently no Investigation Reports open to the public. The docket is clear.
⚖️ Certified & filed by
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Notsyam
Department of Justice
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