My journey here has been… eclectic. I first joined during the era of Financer’s White House, survived whatever that fever dream was, and later found myself in the RC‑WhiteHouse, where I served until I slipped into a vampiric slumber of retirement to focus on raising my kid. Recently awakened, (no blood sacrifices required) I’ve returned to the current standing White House with renewed energy and a suspiciously well‑preserved youthful glow. I recognize many faces from my previous service, which is either comforting or a sign that we’re all stuck in a political time loop of friendship and love for Habbo.
My favorite role by far was Intelligence Director for SS. SS still holds that special place in my heart. It is the place I first learned of the friendship and community of Habbo within the White House. It was the spark that kept me going for a long time! EOP remains untouched, pristine, and untainted by my divine chaos.
Outside of politics, I’m a writer, recreationally, because apparently I enjoy suffering and neverending writer's block. I’m also a reader and avid gamer.. My favorite games include the Fable franchise, Dead by Daylight, and Dreamlight Valley, because sometimes a girl just wants to wear a sparkly dress and ignore her responsibilities in the real world and Habbo! That does not apply to DbD where I am ruthless and not at all the whimsical, polite joy I am normally. It's called b a l a n c e.
As I step into the Press Corps, my mission is simple:
Expect professionalism with a wink, clarity with a sprinkle of whimsy, and the occasional joke slipped in when no one’s looking.
It’s good to be back.
It’s good to be writing.
And it’s very good to be amongst you all again. Let's light this candle.
With Chaos Gathering,
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DIR. OF PUB. LIAISON
House Speaker
Dep. Press Sec. GS-12 Press Comms
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